A TEMPTING CAREER CHOICE IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES: CULT LEADER!

Y'know, besides bartenders and undertakers, cult leaders probably have one of the most recession-proof careers around. I mean, think about it: desperate, distressed (and therefore vulnerable) people only increase in numbers during periods of economic adversity.

After viewing this video, I'm seriously thinking about shopping around for real estate, most likely in the vicinity of Southwest Oregon.