Saturday, May 30, 2009

NEWS FLASH! IT'S OKAY TO SWEAR ON SACBEE.COM (AT LEAST FOR NOW).


Apparently, somebody at sacbee.com thought that it was a great idea to turn off the offensive words filter in the comments section of its articles, as evidenced by this, um, enlightening exchange of "opinions". (I have dutifully provided a screenshot above, just in case they realize that they fucked up and pull the comments in question. Click on image to enlarge.) Get on there and cuss it up while you still can, people! Yay, First Amendment!

Monday, May 25, 2009

MICHAEL PHELPS. NOW, THAT YOUNG MAN KNOWS HOW TO PARTY.

Michael. FUCK-in'. Phelps.

Sisqó needs to get this fella into one of his videos.

Britain's News of the World, which is, of course, a pillar of journalistic integrity and accuracy, wasn't happy enough with being the paper that broke the infamous photos of Phelps nailing the bong like a champ. So, in its latest hard-hitting investigative reporting piece on Phelps, it interviews a young Latina lap dancer who claims to have been carrying on a freelance service agreement outside of the normal strip club business model. Now, that's what I call "thinking outside of the box"!

On one hand, Phelps' lifestyle choices make it easy for tabloids to make him look like a fool. On the other hand, I don't quite understand why Rupert Murdoch's pride and joy of print media has such a hard-on against Phelps. A quick search of the site produces a series of observations of his personal life which almost have a personal grudge feel to it. I mean, c'mon, didn't one of you Brits win a silver in swimming at Beijing? Quit hatin'.

Personally, I don't really give a shit about Phelps, the Olympics or swimming, but partying-wise, I can't help but think to myself, "Damn! There goes me at 23!" Therefore, I don't see what the big fuss is about, but maybe you'll have a different opinion, or just get off on tabloid shit. Go ahead and read it yourself if you like. Just be sure to read (or do) something that's actually educational and informative afterwards to make up for the brain cells you'll be losing from reading that shit.

Friday, May 22, 2009

KWOD 106.5 R.I.P.

Looks like KWOD 106.5 is officially heading off to the airwaves of the beyond. It's going bye-bye and being replaced by a '90s format, called "the Buzz" (don't know the new call letters, but a Google search pulled up about eight stations with that nickname on the first page).

You know that no one saw this coming. Right? Oh yeah, I did sorta.
Click Here, Pilgrim

Saturday, May 16, 2009

I'M TWITTING. OR TWEETING. WHATEVER THOSE CRAZY KIDS CALL IT NOWADAYS.

God help you, I'm on Twitter finally.

The official Twitter address. Accept no substitutes.

http://twitter.com/michaelpsycho

I'm aspiring to be the anti-Ashton and want to keep no followers (and no followees) forever. So don't fuckin' follow me. Hey, just because I have goals and you don't, stop hatin'.