Someone needs to say this. Just once.

For those of you from my age, cultural expreiences and generation, who watch network / commercial-laden television, you'll understand.

Although I don't come directly from this particular subculture, I think those who are will tend to agree.

Ready? I'll only say it once, and only once.

Mods. Don't. Drive. Cadillacs.

That's all. Carry on.