OK Kids. It’s not even over yet, but I’m going to break down Dubya’s announcement of “eeckernomic stimerlis” to you:

1. The economy is fucked up.

2. This is a great opportunity for Bush’s corporate bedfellows to get tax breaks.

3. The reason to get these tax breaks is to “stimerlate the eekernomic outlook”, or something like that.

4. Them goddamn liberals in Congress have to play along and give the corporate pigs tax breaks, like, forever, maaaan…

5. And oh yeah, just like the last two times, we’re gonna give working class people a few hundred bucks to blow at Best Buy and Walmart just to guilt trip y’all into not talking about how fucked up the Bush Administration has been with the economy until now.

Get it? Got it? Good.