SACRAMENTO BEE, YOU TOOK APRIL FOOL'S DAY WAY TOO FAR.

I'm just as much into April Fool's Day pranks as the next fella, but Sac Bee, this is ridiculous. Sorry to bust you like this, but come on, who is ever going to believe this is true? People in this city would never think that the mayor would be this stupid.

For those of you who would like to read the "story" in question, Click Here, Pilgrim